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"The point of understanding wasn't this"
The following content is unrelated to Digital Haunt. It should not be used in theories, and should not be considered canon. |
The IT Crowd is a song created by chiptune artist Superpowerless based on the popular T.V show of the same name. Sparkles* is featured in this song, singing the chorus.
It is unlikely this has any connection to Project S*, but Sparkles* did have a hand in writing the lyrics
Lyrics[]
Happi
Jen’s got a new job,
employed as a boss,
over these two slobs
named Roy n’ Moss
A dynamic go-getter, a genius
and a man from Ireland
So you better like bleakness,
'cause the lights ain’t getting brightened
Employees;
of Reynholm Industries,
and you might need IT
if your PC does freeze
So you see; nerds ain’t worthless,
they’re just misunderstood,
might not speak
to birds when this one’s discussing goods
Just beware,
never step into the server lair
Must be scared
Been a friend,
when you meet the worker there
Any glare
from the sun makes him run;
and go squealin’
Man, you swear he’s come undone
as he hung from the ceiling
Like, hanged? No!
It's where he hangs a like a bat
Don’t be mad bro;
that you don’t have swagger like that
With the Happi, you’re better;
and you know it, mighty proud
Might be kicking back, relaxed
That’s a job for the IT Crowd
MC Wreckshin
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
Sparkles*
‘Cause I don't know what IT means
And I don't know what I'm doing here
I'm so scared of these machines
And I think they're scared of me
Superpowerless
(Control-Alt-Delete)
Sparkles*
404 Error File Not Found
Superpowerless
(Control-Alt-Defeat)
Sparkles*
It's just another job for The IT Crowd
B-Type
You wouldn’t steal a handbag
and you wouldn’t steal a car
You wouldn’t steal a little baby,
that is going way too far
‘Wouldn’t shoot a police man
and then steal his hat yo
Go to the toilet in it, give it to his grieving widow
and then steal it back
These acts are getting mean
So let’s have an iPod party,
courtesy of Reynholm Industries
Watch it don’t drop the internet
Put it back in Big Ben;
before the elders of the internet know
you’ve had a lend
Is this track not working?
That’s a pain!
‘Gotta ask, have you tried
turning it on and off again?
Wait, why the tantrum?
That was quite a shocker,
crying like an actress
and swearing like a ruddy docker
Got an idea why,
but I kinda don’t want to say
Could it be Aunt Irma
is paying a visit today?
You’re feeling delicate
In fact, you’re yelling it
Need a number for an ambulance?
Hope you remember it
MC Wreckshin
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
Sparkles*
‘Cause I don't know what IT means;
and I don't know what I'm doing here
I'm so scared of these machines;
and I think they're scared of me
Superpowerless
(Control-Alt-Delete)
Sparkles*
404 Error File Not Found
Superpowerless
(Control-Alt-Defeat)
Sparkles*
It's just another job for The IT Crowd
MC Wreckshin
Computers (How’s it looking?)
Got a compu-problem
Have you tried turning it
off and on again? God dammit Jen
Why you gotta be so bossy?
Scurvy in the server room,
it’s so gothy
and Mossy wants the Richmond in his room
and Reynholm left the business with a boom
He jumped out of the window
His son is a pimp yo’
He stays trapped in spaceology limbo
Jen’s big feet, small shoes, damaged cuticles
Roy and Moss are Gay, The Musical
A ludicrous display, did we like it? No, absurd!
It’s worse than when Roy
broke up with the joker
You know her,
the girl with the eerie smile
Jen went on a date with a Peter File
To the elders of the internet,
Jen’s a disgrace
My current mood is sensual,
on Friendface
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
Sparkles*
‘Cause I don't know what IT means;
and I don't know what I'm doing here
I'm so scared of these machines;
and I think they're scared of me
Superpowerless
(Control-Alt-Delete)
Sparkles*
404 Error File Not Found
Superpowerless
(Control-Alt-Defeat)
Sparkles*
It's just another job for The IT Crowd